Cheese, please.

$2.50?

Like a glory hole, for your laptop!

Spread the joy!

... cue failness in four, three, two, one ...

Them Colored Maps

DOTS:
red is 25 Whites
blue is 25 Blacks
yellow is 25 Latinos
green is 25 Asians

Quotas

My New Blog

Hey peeps, I know most of you guys hate sports, but I recently started my own sports blog with a friend of mine and it's been doing really well! I'd be super appreciative if you guys would follow my blog, even if you don't read it. It would mean alot to me!! Thanks! :)



Here's a link to it: Doin' Work

Pedobear's Gots Competition - DEATH BEAR!

Need to get over a recent relationship? Or hate STUPID holidays like today? Just call Death Bear! He stops by your home and gets rid of all your relationship memorabilia....and it's a super creepy experience. Awesome! Oh yeah, you also have to be in Brooklyn.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU KLAUS TEUBER!

Settlers of CATAN - it's AWNNNNN

This post is part of a phenomenal FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU series

Surrogate Fathers

Must be willing to do anal.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rw_Rq8bhY[/youtube]

New York City BEFORE the Dutch (major fantasy wacko)

This is pathetic.


The birds are just too much, as is this guy's love for 2409.

The Bubble Wrap Murders

Oh man, Kucinich was killing it today. OH yeah and I now consider this blog a huge FAIL.

Haikus About Work

Stupidity Recorded
Anonymously

I'll go first, today:
Since nothing got accomplished,
Paid off student loans.


That's alot of inches.

Don't Drive and Smoke Salvia

Or do it and film yourself....

The Woodspider - It's funny, trust me

A lesson in neutering: Adding Snow to Leopard a scrotumly chilling experience.

Why in God's name did you let your fanciest-named pussy yet become so, so flamboyantly rancid?!? Mac OS 10.6 is the WORST Apple release I've ever tried to implement in a corporate environment [except for maybe Mac OS 7.6.1 on my StarMax 3000/200]. Retarded.

Network printers don't work. Well, at least not most of the time...
Reliable 802.1X Support... definitely not.
Why did you get rid of ALL the Directory Access tools (why did you change it from Directory in 10.2?). By god, since 10.2, OS X has been in a spiraling descendo. Fightin' hell, Tiger supported simple things like NTFS *write* support (jesus fu289ing christ, the good ole' days).

Why oh why oh why, great Snow Gods did you come preinstalled on a machine sold to the masses?

Why do I have to cancel FOUR times every hour while you look for the login.keychain password? I already gave you my password . . .

Why oh why is the first thing I have to do on every one of these computers is press Apple [command] + ',' EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I work on a new issue? Did you honestly think that Mac users WOULDN'T want to see the classic "Macintosh HD" icon on their desktop? What sort of blackholeorgasm did you try to do to my glorious desktop? I have to *manually* go in each time and tell you to do this? No, FU<|< yoooOU, Apple.


And worse of all, the advertisement has this smug f*#*king snow leopard on it - yeah, that's right, he got your money for this awful POS.

STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

And he shit all over the place after doing lines of coat off of some lionette. Why is the response time SO SSSLLLOOOWWW on right-click menus? Why do you hate me? Why do you feel it's necessary to harass me in EVERY apple program I launch about updates? Isn't that what *one* former application used to do, namely "Software Update?" (which was already annoying enough...). Are you serious?

And you don't even get active directory support. Total Bull$hit. That thing in the accounts panel DOES. NOT. COUNT.

Why can I no longer do a clean install, without having to go in to terminal and POSIXly move shit around. Vice == BALLS

So it begins, that one time of year when traffic is *worse* than NYC's

Austin city limits has begun!

I think I'm gonna go biking.

And no, I am not going to be seeing the Yeah Yeah Nos.

Don't Fuck With Bananas

I think this may be why Winnie is so obsessed with bananas. Oh and hey, who is not posting on here? I say we get a list and tar and feather each person.

Hmmm....now that sounds and looks pleasurable!!!