Thursday, June 25, 2009

So easy, a kid can do it.

I have the same reaction of just about the majority of the people that look at this photo. That's art? I could've drawn that blindfolded. Here is a great website that goes step-by-step Picasso's approach to his final piece. It takes a lot of work to be a kid again...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Call off the search...

Who'da thunk cat nip's active ingredient was similar in structure to male urine?


RIP Kitty Sullivan

Mostly just male-on-male action in Bushwick


So I hope everything is rockin' on Jefferson Street.

This is meant to ENCOURAGE visitors . . . unless you're a gun-totin' gang member (just take a look on the OTHER side of myrtle for comparison).


Stay safe!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

No way.

You're not the only one with a website Winnie...

http://www.michellesmoller.com/Michelle_Smoller/Bio.html

It gets better. She now does stand up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iq1sFdvfrA

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hmmm...Now that sounds pleasurable!

KILLER MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!

Be careful everybody!

MURDER! INSANITY! DEATH!

Monday, May 18, 2009

If Bush Ran Against Jesus

Some adds that Bush ran when he was running against Jesus:

It's not easy kicking it west coast


With so many white boys having the yellow fever, it's pretty hard not to feel pretty as an Asian right? WRONG! With girls, the grass is always greener on the other side. Straight haired girls want the curls and vice versa. With Asian girls, the greener pasture is double eyelids. Many of you probably have no idea what that is:

Double eyelid is that extra fold above your eye. It gives the illusion of higher alertness and youth. A lot of asians don't have it. They want it. Here are some procedures they might go through in order to achieve this affect:

1. Eyelid tape, as seen in the beginning of this video. (I've tried this before)



2. Eyelid glue. (I just bought and tried this out.)



3. Double eyelid surgery. (Sorry, no video and I haven't done it).
Basically, a surgical cut gets placed on where the fold would be. Once it heals, the fold shows. It's a pretty common surgery in all of Asia. I've had friends who did this during junior high.

So more ridiculous "procedures" for a more westernized look.

4. Colored contacts. I wore these throughout high school and until sophomore of college. Ironically, it was because I wanted to look more Asian.

5. Pupil enhancing contacts.


Now you know.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Pretty cool

Ok, so apparently there is a girl in her underwear somewhere in one of the buildings. I didn't look all that hard but I definitely didn't see her.

http://gigapixelphotography.com/vancouver-yaletown-condos