Hmmm...now that sounds pleasurable II.

Parker Super Lube - For O-Ring Lubrication

Vente Au Maroc

It is really fucking strong super glue. Who wants their dick permantly in a hole?

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

I'm her mom! No she's not...

so who's ready for some road "trippin"??? HUH??? HUH!??!?!?!

This is too good to be true . . .

BerkeleyStarcraft.com

OREGON EFFIN TRAIL!!! some froyo for yall mofos.

now available to be played here:
http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html

Here are some of my more memorable tragedies along the way:



Whatevs yo. It's my first time playing in over 10 years, but I have a feeling that I will be addicted to this for the next week or so. Post your scores!

An argument:

Premise 1. How many times have you been using a computer, and something inexplicably doesn't work. The best solution to these problems is to close the program, or reboot, and then do the exact same thing again. Often, doing this fixes the inexplicable problem.

Premise 2. Einsten once defined insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.

Inescapablely logical conclusion: TECHNOLOGY IS MAKING US TEH INSANE!!!1

wiley, we may have to get this shit

Little Kid Stoned

I think this is how I started out:


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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Evidence that people think finding Chuck Norris is more important than finding a job. This bodes well for the American economy...

BONNAROO 09 LINE-UP!!!!!!!!

With Beastie Boys and Snoop playing, how can I refuse?


The Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival 2009 Lineup:

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Phish (2 Shows)
Beastie Boys
Nine Inch Nails
David Byrne
Wilco
Al Green
Snoop Dogg
Elvis Costello Solo
Erykah Badu
Paul Oakenfold
Ben Harper and Relentless7
The Mars Volta
TV on the Radio
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Gov’t Mule
Andrew Bird
Band Of Horses
Merle Haggard
MGMT
moe.
The Decemberists
Girl Talk
Bon Iver
Béla Fleck & Toumani Diabate
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Galactic
The Del McCoury Band
of Montreal
Allen Toussaint
Coheed and Cambria
Booker T & the DBTs
David Grisman Quintet
Lucinda Williams
Animal Collective
Gomez
Neko Case
Down
Jenny Lewis
Santogold
Robert Earl Keen
Citizen Cope
Femi Kuti and the Positive Force
The Ting Tings
Robyn Hitchcock & The Venus 3
Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Kaki King
Grizzly Bear
King Sunny Adé
Okkervil River
St. Vincent
Zac Brown Band
Raphael Saadiq
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Crystal Castles
Tift Merritt
Brett Dennen
Mike Farris and the Roseland Rhythm Revue
Toubab Krewe
People Under the Stairs
Alejandro Escovedo
Vieux Farka Touré
Elvis Perkins In Dearland
Cherryholmes
Yeasayer
Todd Snider
Chairlift
Portugal. The Man.
The SteelDrivers
Midnite
The Knux
The Low Anthem
Delta Spirit
A.A. Bondy
The Lovell Sisters
Alberta Cross

MORE ARTISTS TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!