fe fi fo fum,
i stole lincoln's gun.
after losing his senatorial election, james dé frenchie (r-tn) swore vengence upon both chambers of congress. in a recent visit to lincoln's tomb, james was quoted as saying "he always said i'd have to pry it [lincoln's epic pistol, or the lep as it is becoming known by right wing cluts] from his cold dead hands...turns out he was right. uhah-ha"!
leeeep! (with an e)
since sweeping aside the competition, james issued a press release stating quote "if you continue your liberal policies, i have a very specific weapon that makes me a nightmare for people like you. if you join the gop now, that will be the end of it. i will not look for you; i will not persue you. if, however, you continue to kidnap the american way of life, i will find you, and i will lep you". this has become emblematic of dé frenchies' demenior. he has been known to interrupt congressional meetings by forcing his way to the podium only to brandish his lep in a highly sexualized fashion. fellow republicans have been reported as saying "we know he's a little rough around the edges, but what can we do? he's the future of our party".
while never having been elected to congress, he is currently representing 14 states, sits on all committies, and demands daily reports from nancy pelosi and harry reid, demands which they readily comply with.
when questioned about dé frenchies' tactics, obama was reported to have said, in typical fashion, "we are not the red states or the blue states, we are the united states of frenchie, ahem, american". he then hastily excused himself.
although having been known pubically to have killed over 20 people, he has never been accused of any crime. when asked about this, the attorny general's office issued a statement saying, "have you seen the guy? you arrest him"!
a short story (or propaganda) from the road. nyc here we come!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Awesome Paper
Apparently most people have seen this already buuuut just in case...i sincerely wish i had handed in this paper.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
making popcorn with cellphones
my mom actually emailed this to me so that i would text more and make less phones calls and fry my brain with microwaves. its pretty ridiculous though
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Did you know?
Hey all!
I'm sure everyone saw this awhile back but if not...kinda cool, kinda creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcfrLYDm2U&feature=related
I'm sure everyone saw this awhile back but if not...kinda cool, kinda creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcfrLYDm2U&feature=related
Sunday, February 22, 2009
makin' posters
we made some posters for james' run at world domination (or something like that). artists include kristian, mala, and charlie. james des cognets...kids love him! (click on the photo to see the rest of the posters)
Chirping Bird Circuit Fun
per annie's request, i present you with my first blog post! just listen to them birds sqawk. aww yeah!
Stories from my students...
So, as a quick overview, I am currently teaching high school special education English courses at a nice little rural school called Harpeth High School in Kingston Springs (Cheatham County) in the glorious state of Tennessee.
I have three classes. First period is a freshmen English I class with about 17 kids. Second period is an English II class with 7 students. Fourth period is an English II class with 3-4 students.
These kids are pretty ridiculous, but awesome. They often entertain me with great stories and comments. They also tend to say some absurd things...
"Ms. Dennison, are those the new kids? Aren't they beaners?"
"What? You seriously just said that? Do you know that is a racial slur?"
"It is? Well, what are we supposed to call them, then? Mexicans??"
"Yes. They are from Mexico. You should call them Mexicans."
These are the fourteen year old kids that will one day grow up to lead the world... or something like that...
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