Saturday, January 31, 2009

://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lvwgM1byMw&feature=related

Hope you enjoy this!

PS Mala and James, thank you. shukran bezaf.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Meet TED

Reid actually introduced me to this site, but instead of posting this, he went with cum gargling girl....

TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) features different speakers every week who take on various topics pertinent to our world today. They also have the TED conference every year. The best speakers receive $100,000 each to execute their ideas. A great way to reward those who are creative and vocal about change!

I wish I had some of these guest speakers for professors. They would've made class more exciting. Anyway, here are my favorite picks. You might come across some good ones on your own. In that case, please feel free to share!





Another Random Thought


Consider this:


You walk into a bar full of aliens with pink bandannas wrapped around there heads (meaning gay; but not gay as in 'happy', more like gay as in 'I like penis') and all the aliens look straight at you. What's your next move? I say chop the fuckers up into little pieces starting with there penises. Point of this exercise - none what so ever, but alas! Remember your childhood dreams and how they all float away in a mountain of sewage the likes of which can never be remembered in normal light, and that my friends, is where babies come from. Same goes to Satan, he's a bastard child and so are we, because the word dad is just a word, in reality he is your 'caretaker' nothing more nothing less, the word dad is a result of an emotional mess in your brain that sucks the logic out of you like a vacuum. Happens to the best of us.

Blessed be the God damn unicorn that turns into the God damn unicycle. Here here! Cheers bitches. Amen.

Let us never forget the Unicorn God !

SOME CANADA PHOTOS

The rest of the pictures are posted on Facebook.




















H&M that was 3 stories high (yeah... kinda ridiculous)



cool shoes




FIDO in Toronto



Monday, January 26, 2009

CANADA FAIL!!!!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

NSFW - I dedicate this post in loving one-ups-manship to Z

As previously promised, my next post is pornographic in nature:

Do me proud, [SM]Z . Show me the bowels of the internet...

Wow, yeah, she sure does know how to



PS That's also a finale screen shot... well, almost.

PPS please no 1man1cup (ty). only NEW b.m.e olympics Z

Hmmm...Now that sounds pleasurable!

Inflating Instructions

Moisten Needle. Insert straight into the valve opening while rotating the needle into the valve until shoulder of the needle touches ball. Inflate with Hand Pump only to recommended playing pressure. Remove with same rotary motion.

Taiwain

Friday, January 23, 2009

Apple juice! All the time! In my mouth! Down my throat!

now put that to a beat, bitch (mothafuckin apple juice! mothafuckin apple juice!)

Thank you guys for a wonderful, yet cost efficient time in Nashville (ie: futons, couches and Mala's freezer). The ten plus hour drive was definitely worth it! I'm putting some pictures up now, but a more comprehensive post to come very soon...

may we interest you in a box?

a multifunctional box!

bromance for life, but lezmance is way hotter

post card selection to the fam can be stressful sometimes.

malas las chivas

Also, to enhance our blogging experience, try using tags the next time you post. For example, if you posted a recipe from last night, just type in "recipe" in the labels section. Other useful labels would be: fail, video, photos, etc. You get the point. One last thing, we came up with a very enlightened proverb a couple of nights ago:

slow and steady doesn't win the race, you're just losing the race very slowly.

that's it guys! see you next time!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Cartoon!

I need ideas for my cartoon! please comment!

right now, im thinking that its about 2 stoners and their friends. The main character, Chiley is a nerdy genius kid who is always coming up with crazy inventions to make the world a better place and that kinda thing. The other stoner, whose name is Chen, is always trying to find ways to use Chiley's inventions to make money and generally just give Chiley a hard time. And of course there's many other characters I haven't had the time to draw yet. Anyways, that's all I've got for now. Let me know what you guys think.